My Best Laugh Lately...quote/unquote!

A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in an Armani suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the shepherd, “If I tell you exactly how many sheep you have in your flock, will you give me one?” The shepherd looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing flock and calmly answers, “Sure. Why not?” The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects it to his AT&T cell phone, surfs to a NASA page on the internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite navigation system to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo. The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany. Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses an Oracle database through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet with hundreds of complex formulas. He uploads all of this data via an email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, receives a response. Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet printer and finally turns to the shepherd and says, “You have exactly 1586 sheep.” “That’s right. Well, I guess you can take one of my sheep.” says the shepherd. He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on amused as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car. Then the shepherd says to the young man, “Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my sheep? “The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, “Okay, why not?” “You’re a consultant.” says the shepherd. “Wow! That’s correct,” says the yuppie, “but how did you guess that?” “No guessing required.” answered the shepherd. “You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked; and you don’t know crap about my business. . . ” … Now give me back my goat.”

Goodbye To Our Old Poultry.

I am planning to have the old poultry turned into this Bali inspired abode.This is my first project from my income working online as an SEO. Please comment if you have some thought about it.

 I love Bali architecture but not much of their arts and culture. I have a lot of things to do in my head but this is a priority because I am looking forward to working here during siesta hours bringing my laptop while relaxing. But I have to install a wi-fi first. Gosh, I almost forgot it. Anyway these are only the few advantages if you are working online at home.

VIEW INTERNET TELEVISION ON YOUR COMPUTER

 
After seeing the version of this software on my laptop i’m feeling so exciting. This software is really very good, we can see the channels of our choice and categories whenever and wherever we want. Hundreds rather thousands of channels of different countries and different topics(like entertainment, movies, music, politics etc.) are available that are worth watching. 
Imaging watching television on your laptop or desktops and that too free of cost after payment of a very nominal charges. It’s so beneficial for the students, bachelors and the persons who like to watch television but can’t do that because of lack of television in their house. This type of softwares also saves money as you don’t have to pay for different electronic devices again and again as as your computer is a multi functioning device and with the addition of software like internet television to it, it saves the money that we spend on buying the television. 
This type of softwares help pepole to be in touch with day to day affairs around the worldwhich they can’t do otherwise. At last I just want to say that this software of free internet television is completely satisfactory and is worth buying and when if the charges are so less. It’s seems like the lifetime opportunity guys, just ’GRAB IT’.http://jeromerosco.tools4software.com/stores/jeromerosco/191527pgabout.html

The Flame (Cheap Trick)

The Flame - Cheap Trick
Another night slowly closes in and I feel so lonely
Touching heat freezing on my skin I pretend you still hold me
I'm going crazy, I'm losing sleep
I'm in too far, I'm in way too deep over you
I can't believe you're gone
You were the first, you'll be the last
CHORUS:

Wherever you go I'll be with you
Whatever you want I'll give it to you
Whenever you need someone to lay your heart and head upon
Remember after the fire after all the rain
I will be the flame
I will be the flame
Watching shadows move across the wall feels so fright'ning
I wanna run to you, I wanna call, but I've been hit by lightning
Just can't stand up for falling apart
Can't see through this veil across my heart over you
You'll always be the one
You were the first, you'll be the last
CHORUS
I'm going crazy, I'm losing sleep
I'm in way too deep over you
You'll always be the one
You were the first, you'll be the last
CHORUS

Highly secured non-electronic lock.

This is not Lego but cases of Coca-Cola...

Do you still recognize her...umh, him?

CRAZY - Seal
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Tabbed by: Ultraflight
Email: thorbenjo@gmx.de

Tuning: Standard

Chords:
Here are different ways of playing these chords. It sounds real nice, when
there are 2 or more guitars playing.

    Em  G   Asus4   A  Am  C   D  Am   Bm
e|--0---3---0---0---0---0---2---5---2--|
B|--0---3---3---2---1---1---3---5---3--|
G|--0---0---2---2---2---0---2---5---4--|
D|--2---0---2---2---2---2---0---7---0--|
A|--2---2---0---0---0---3---x---7---2--|
E|--0---3---x---x---x---x---x---5---x--|

    Em  G   Asus4  A   C   D   Am  Bm
e|--3---3---5---5---3---5---5---2--|
B|--5---3---5---5---5---7---5---3--|
G|--4---4---7---6---5---7---5---4--|
D|--5---5---7---7---5---7---7---4--|
A|--x---5---7---7---3---5---7---2--|
E|--0---3---5---5---x---x---5---x--|

Capo 7th Fret (Chords relative to Capo):
    Em  G   Asus4  A   C   D  Am   Bm
e|--0---0---3---2---1---3---1---0--|
B|--1---1---3---3---1---3---3---0--|
G|--2---0---2---2---2---0---2---0--|
D|--2---2---0---0---3---0---0---2--|
A|--0---3---x---x---3---2---x---2--|
E|--x---x---x---x---1---3---x---0--|


Intro: Em G Asus4 A 
 

Verse 1:

Em                    G  
  Man decides after seventy years   
        Asus4                    A 
what he came here for is to unlock the door  
Em                            G               Asus4     A  
  While those around him criticize and sleep    
Em          G
  And through a fractal  on a breaking  wall   
      Asus4                                 A                      
I see you my friend and touch your face again 
Em                     G          Asus4  A 
  Miracles will happen as we speak 


Chorus :
 
C                         G       D                   A 
 But we're never gonna survive  unless  we get little  crazy 
C                         G      D                      A 
 No we're never gonna  survive unless  we are a little    crazy 



Verse 2:
 
Em                    G                
  Yellow people running through my head     
              Asus4                      A 
one of them's got a gun  to shoot the other one    
Em                           G                          
  and yet together they were friends at school  
Asus4                   A  
  oh get it, get it, get it, yeah  
Em                               G                         
  If I were there then you first took the pill   
     Asus4                      A 
them maybe, them maybe, them maybe, them maybe 
Em                     G           Asus4     A  
  Miracles will happen as we speak 


Chorus:
    
C                      G          D                      A 
 But we're never gonna  survive unless  we get little  crazy 
C                      G          D                        A 
 No  we're never gonna  survive unless  we are a little  crazy 
C                      G          D                        A          Em 
 No  we're never gonna  survive unless  we get a little  crazy 


Bridge: 2x
 
     Am                       Bm 
In a sky full of people  only some want to fly   
           C       D       
isn't that crazy        
               
     Am                        Bm     
In a world full of people only some want to fly   
           C              D       D    
Isn't that crazy ,crazy , crazy, crazy       


Chorus:
 
C                          G      D                   A 
 But we're never gonna survive unless  we get little  crazy 
C                        G      D                     A      Em 
 No we're never gonna survive unless  we are a little  crazy 

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She makes me CRAZY!

  

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I am the Flying Fish and this is my journey into Cyberspace. I am human and just like most human I am over educated and unemployed. I live somewhere in the Pacific Ocean near the Marianas Trench. I am married to my favorite wife and I have three beautiful fingerlings.

I say I am over educated because I've been through to all kinds of courses a university can offer. I am not your usual school bully who hates to go to school but is always on the premises sitting all day. I love school. Only that I don't have the direction. I hate medical school but fortunately I finished BS Physical Therapy. I have no choice but to love my profession.

I am a Physical Therapists by profession but unemployed by occupation. Luckily I have in my genes that says I have superior intelligence. At least that's what the IQ online test says after I take that test for the third time. Ah, never mind but I believe and confident that I have the IT to make it big anywhere. That's self confidence people!

I've been to a lot of odd jobs but nothing can satisfy me. I hate jobs that offers me no challenges. I hate monotony. Until eight years ago I heard it from nowhere about making money online. That idea blew my mind. Imagine making money while in the comfort of your home in your pajama and with your family.

At first it hit me that it is too good to be true. Because my friends whom I consider very advanced in terms of the internet won't testify that there is such a thing. (Never knew that making money online already existed decades ago in some countries). But I never gave up. I'll always go to the internet cafe( which is 15 minutes ride by car)whenever possible but finding myself playing StarCraft. But to be honest I'm surfing for online jobs about 10-15 minutes each visit.

And that short period of time I came across lots of money online scams. Yes, there are a lot out there. They will be asking for your personal information and then your credit card number. So beware of these! Until I came across a certain web site that changed my life!

More of that on my next post. Thanks for reading!

the Genesis...

I am FLYING FISH and this is my STORY...